Carol of the Commentators
(to the tune of Carol of the Bells)
SOPRANO
|
ALTO
|
TENOR
|
BASS
|
Dangerous lead
| |||
If they concede
| |||
Up two to nil
| |||
Time left to kill
| |||
Playing a treat
|
Two
| ||
On a clean sheet
|
Nil
| ||
Always a fight
|
Two
| ||
Stoke Wednesday night
|
Nil
| ||
If they've got more
|
Two
|
Two
| |
Good time to score
|
Nil
|
Nil
| |
Goals can change games
|
Two
|
Two
| |
Light to St. James
|
Nil
|
Nil
| |
Big bottomed small
|
Big bottomed small
|
Big bottomed small
|
Big bottomed small
|
Curls round the wall
|
Curls round the wall
|
Curls round the wall
|
Curls round the wall
|
Crossing from space
|
Crossing from space
|
Crossing from space
|
Crossing from space
|
Whipped in with pace
|
Whipped in with pace
|
Whipped in with pace
|
Whipped in with pace
|
Up goes a flag
|
Up goes a flag
|
Oi
|
Up goes a flag
|
And a handbag
|
And a handbag
|
The
|
And a handbag
|
Cynical hook
|
Cynical hook
|
Referee
|
Cynical hook
|
Goes in the book
|
Goes in the book
|
Is a wanker
|
Goes in the book
|
Change up the side
|
Change up the side
|
Change up the side
|
Change up the side
|
Put pace out wide
|
Put pace out wide
|
Put pace out wide
|
Put pace out wide
|
Or park the bus
|
Or park the bus
|
Or park the bus
|
Or park the bus
|
Defensive plus
|
Defensive plus
|
Defensive plus
|
Defensive plus
|
What’s the best way to pre-
|
Two
|
Two goals to nil
|
Two
|
serve the scoreline?
|
Goals to nil
|
Who wants it most
|
Nil
|
If they don’t score now it’s
|
Two
|
Oh, that came close
|
Two
|
squeaky bum time
|
Goals to nil
|
Saved by the post
|
Nil
|
Desperate press
|
Two
|
Two
|
Two
|
Try to possess
|
Nil
|
Nil
|
Nil
|
Play from the back
|
Two
|
Two
|
Two
|
Counterattack
|
Nil
|
Nil
|
Nil
|
(repeat above)
|
(repeat above)
|
(repeat above)
|
(repeat above)
|
Kept a safe lead
|
Two
|
Two
|
Two
|
Didn't concede
| |||
Never in doubt
| |||
That they’d close out
| |||
Nil
|
Nil
|
Out of their class
|
Nil
|
Or blame the grass
| |||
Tough run of play
| |||
Just not their day
| |||
Two goals to nil
|
Two goals to nil
| ||
Time.
|