Carol of the Commentators

Carol of the Commentators

(to the tune of Carol of the Bells)

Full podcast from 12/9/13
Carol contest mp3 (performed by Choral Chameleon) and lyrics

3 part arrangement recorded for legibility

SOPRANO	ALTO	TENOR	BASS
Dangerous lead
If they concede
Up two to nil
Time left to kill
Playing a treat	Two
On a clean sheet	Nil
Always a fight	Two
Stoke Wednesday night	Nil
If they've got more	Two	Two
Good time to score	Nil	Nil
Goals can change games	Two	Two
Light to St. James	Nil	Nil
Big bottomed small	Big bottomed small	Big bottomed small	Big bottomed small
Curls round the wall	Curls round the wall	Curls round the wall	Curls round the wall
Crossing from space	Crossing from space	Crossing from space	Crossing from space
Whipped in with pace	Whipped in with pace	Whipped in with pace	Whipped in with pace
Up goes a flag	Up goes a flag	Oi	Up goes a flag
And a handbag	And a handbag	The	And a handbag
Cynical hook	Cynical hook	Referee	Cynical hook
Goes in the book	Goes in the book	Is a wanker	Goes in the book
Change up the side	Change up the side	Change up the side	Change up the side
Put pace out wide	Put pace out wide	Put pace out wide	Put pace out wide
Or park the bus	Or park the bus	Or park the bus	Or park the bus
Defensive plus	Defensive plus	Defensive plus	Defensive plus
What’s the best way to pre-	Two	Two goals to nil	Two
serve the scoreline?	Goals to nil	Who wants it most	Nil
If they don’t score now it’s	Two	Oh, that came close	Two
squeaky bum time	Goals to nil	Saved by the post	Nil
Desperate press	Two	Two	Two
Try to possess	Nil	Nil	Nil
Play from the back	Two	Two	Two
Counterattack	Nil	Nil	Nil
(repeat above)	(repeat above)	(repeat above)	(repeat above)
Kept a safe lead	Two	Two	Two
Didn't concede
Never in doubt
That they’d close out
Nil	Nil	Out of their class	Nil
		Or blame the grass
		Tough run of play
		Just not their day
Two goals to nil	Two goals to nil
			Time.